Sign currently on display in one of the offices here:
“Would all disasters please take a ticket
and form an orderly queue.
Doesn’t bode well for the people in that office, does it? Actually, it’s been one of those weeks. One of my colleagues was taken to hospital having collapsed on the floor and, as yet, we’ve had no news, the workload has picked up meaning a lack of breaks, and then today, the above sign appears.