I was trying to photocopy some documents last night, when the machine decided to chew up some bits of paper and stuff them at the back, where they would be beyond reach.   I tried to get them out, as there was no other means of copying the documents and the darn machine bit me.

I also hit my jaw on the hotter part of its insides, but that doesn’t show.   So, for those who want proof that photocopiers can attack, behold!